(zoe and joanna if youre looking at my blog again i swear im probably not going to do anything)
Bruce: Gym, hands down. *grimaces*
Tony: That hardly counts as a real subject.
Bruce: I tried that argument, but they still made me take the class.
Tony: *laughs* Okay, fine. Uh, mine probably was home ec. then. I had to take it back in like 6th grade or something, before I started advancing. I think the teachers regretted making me take it too. There wasn’t a day I was in that class that the whole floor didn’t smell like burning.
Bruce: *chuckles* Even the days when you did sewing?
Tony: Oh God that was almost worse. One time I took apart a sewing machine to make it go faster.
Bruce: *groans* I’m guessing that went badly.
Tony: I mean, it DID go faster…
Bruce: Any injuries or just property damage?
Tony: A lot of kids were scared, but nothin’ bad.
Bruce: That’s good. *smiles* How did your project turn out?
Tony: *makes a face* Let’s not dwell on the past.
Bruce: *grins* Sorry.
YO DANNY FENTON HE WAS JUST 14 WHEN HIS PARENTS BUILT A VERY STRANGE MACHINE DESIGNED TO VIEW A WORLD UNSEEN WHEN IT DIDN’T QUITE WORK HIS FOLKS THEY JUST QUIT THEN DANNY TOOK A LOOK INSIDE OF IT THERE WAS A GREAT BIG FLASH EVERYTHING JUST CHANGED HIS MOLECULES GOT ALL REARRANGED WHEN HE FIRST WOKE UP HE HAD REALIZED HE HAD SNOW WHITE HAIR AND GLOWING GREEN EYES HE COULD WALK THROUGH THE WALLS DISAPPEAR AND FLY HE WAS MUCH MORE UNIQUE THEN THE OTHER GUYS AND IT WAS THEN DANNY KNEW WHAT HE HAD TO DO HE HAD TO STOP ALL THE GHOSTS THAT WERE COMING THROUGH HE’S HERE TO FIGHT FOR ME AND YOU HE’S GONNA CATCH ‘EM ALL CAUSE HE’S DANNY PHANTOM GONNA CATCH ‘EM ALL CAUSE HE’S DANNY PHANTOM GONNA CATCH ‘EM ALL CAUSE HE’S DANNY PHANTOMIf you didnt find Danny Phantom the least bit attractive then youre either lying or youre lying.did anyone else sing the song in your head. i did. yep.
how the fuck is it only tuesday
His name was H. H. Holmes and he is also thought to be THE Jack the Ripper because he was in London at the exact same time and was a medical professional. He went to medical school to learn how to kill people. He is fucking scary.
And Supernatural did an episode on him. I first saw it when I was like 10 and it still creeps me out to this day.
I read a book about him. He had multiple wives at the same time, almost all of whom he killed after separating them from and or killing their children. He was said to be incredibly charming and charismatic, and killed almost all the women he seduced.
Fun Fact: His documentary is on Netflix.
Multiple people involved in convicting H.H and sentencing him to death died bizzare deaths shortly afterward including members of the jury, the doctor who pronounced him dead, and even a priest that visited him before he died.
There is now a post office where the murder castle used to stand (it was burned down after Holmes was executed, thought they never determined the cause of the fire) and it is extremely haunted. Other people have claimed seeing him in the Museum of Science and Industry because it’s one of the only building in Chicago left from that time.
The Museum of Science and Industry is in one of the buildings originally built for the 1893 Chicago World’s Fair. H.H. Holmes exploited the large numbers of young single women coming to town for the fair and preyed upon them. His killing spree largely coincided with the fair, which was a hugely influential event in urban planning and modern trends of architecture.
There is a fantastic book about this, “Devil in the White City” by Erik Larsen. It’s about both the 1893 Chicago World’s Fair and about H.H. Holmes, two interconnected events. I originally read the book because I was so relieved that someone had finally written about Holmes (who’s strangely unknown in general knowledge) but I wound up fascinated by all the World’s Fair stuff.
What to say during sex
- ooh ahh ahh
- walla walla bing bang
4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) unsalted butter, just melted (not boiling)
1/4 cup + 2 tablespoons packed light brown sugar
1/2 tablespoon ground cinnamon
CREAM CHEESE GLAZE:
4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) unsalted butter
2-ounces cream cheese, at room temperature
3/4 cup powdered sugar
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup milk
1 large egg, lightly beaten
1 tablespoon canola or vegetable oil
Prepare the cinnamon filling: In a medium bowl, stir together the butter, brown sugar and cinnamon. Scoop the filling into a quart-sized heavy zip baggie and set it aside (see *Tips below).
Prepare the glaze: In a small pan, heat the butter over low heat until melted. Turn off the heat and whisk in the cream cheese until it is almost smooth. Sift the powdered sugar into the pan, stir and add in vanilla extract. Set the pan aside while you make the pancakes.
Prepare the pancake batter: In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder and salt. Whisk in the milk, egg and oil, just until the batter is moistened (a few small lumps are fine).
Cook the pancakes: Heat a large, nonstick skillet over medium-heat and spray with nonstick spray. Use an ice cream scoop (or 1/3 cup measuring cup) to add the batter to the pan. Use the bottom of the scoop or cup to spread the batter into a circle (about 4-inches in diameter). Reduce the heat to medium low. Snip the corner of your baggie of cinnamon filling and squeeze the filling into the open corner. When your pancake begins to form bubbles, add the filling. Starting at the center of the pancake, squeeze the filling on top of the pancake batter in a swirl (just as you see in a regular cinnamon roll). Cook the pancake 2 to 3 minutes, or until the bubbles begin popping on top of the pancake and it’s golden brown on the bottom. Slide a thin, wide metal spatula underneath the pancake and gently but quickly flip it over. Cook an additional 2 to 3 minutes, until the other side is golden as well. When you flip the pancake onto a plate, you will see that the cinnamon filling has created a crater-swirl of cinnamon. Wipe out the pan with a paper towel, and repeat with the remaining pancake batter and cinnamon filling. Re-warm the glaze briefly, if needed. Serve pancakes topped with a drizzle of glaze.
o hmy fuck
I NEED THIS INSIDE OF ME
three words and i’m yours
*whispers* fall out boy
my chemical romance
all time lowpierce the veil
panic! atthe disco
green day tickets
i am satan
one of these things isnt like the other
yeath “atthe” isn’t even a word wtf
why can’t i find the words i used to know
the words that used to fall from my tongue so readily
the ideas used to fill my head
and my heart
why can’t i find the love i used to feel
the love that used to fill my days with joy
the happiness that we shared
and lived within
So I noticed this while making that gifset thingy last night.
Here’s Pascal, just chilling and admiring his friend’s new do.
Then he sees Flynn’s reaction and is all of a sudden all like ‘AWWWW YIS I ARE SHIPPING YOU TWO SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!!’
i think its so amazing how we can recognize almost everyone we have ever seen by just their face. even if we only saw them once or haven’t seen them in a long time we’ll think “hey i know them from somewhere” and then eventually remember who they are. idk i think its pretty cool
If you are an adult, becoming an adult, about to become an adult, or are worried about becoming an adult. take the time to watch this
actually, I think everyone, everywhere would benefit from this. please take the time. life is hard. SIGNAL BOOST.
This is important. Imagine if all of Tumblr can see it. I don’t want notes I want for you to each have a better day then the last. boost. watch.
Watch this. it might change your life. reblog. spread the word.
Let’s talk about Johanna Mason for a minute. The scene after Finnick and Katniss endure the torturous jabberjays is powerful for many reasons but what stuck out to me the most (other than Jennifer Lawrence’s incredible acting) was Johanna. She literally screams at President Snow and tells him he can’t put everyone in an arena to psychologically torture and kill them. She’s completely right. He can’t continue to be a coward and put innocent humans in an arena as sacrifices for entertainment value. Then right after she says that, she has this air of complete calm and says, “What? He can’t hurt me. There’s no one left that I love.” That is gut wrenching. The fact that Capitol has taken everything and everyone from this girl, but she keeps on going is something that is truly inspiring. She doesn’t give up even though many would in her situation. She is courageous through it all. She’s not afraid to stand up to the Capitol and show that even though what they’ve done has scarred her, she is a fighter and they don’t control her. That is why Johanna Mason is amazing. We need more characters like her.
I would also like to say thank you to Jena Malone because she exudes every emotional layer of Johanna perfectly and I don’t know of any actress who could’ve done a better job.